Tag: humor
group name: loveourpets
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September 14, 2006 10:01 AM EDT --
It was a typical day in our household. The alarm went off at 5a.m., and I hit the snooze button twice. After the second snooze, my husband got up and came around to my side of the bed. He tapped . . . more
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September 12, 2006 09:06 PM EDT --
On Sunday, we got a new bassett hound puppy. She is so adorable, her name is Lucy. Well my pig, Charlotte doesn't think Lucy is so adorable. She is pissed she is in her house. She started by charging . . . more
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December 09, 2006 10:21 PM EST --
"One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why."
Unknown
"The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself . . . more
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January 14, 2007 11:03 AM EST --
Dog Commandments
I thought these were funny enough to share. They were posted on another website and no author was named.
Thou shalt not act half starved whenever thou watches me eat. . . . more
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January 10, 2007 05:52 PM EST --
I thought these were great when I got them in a email.
"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats."
- Dave Platt
"Never try to out-stubborn a cat."
- Lazarus . . . more
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September 09, 2007 04:52 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these when I read them in my email.
10 Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean . . . more
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January 23, 2007 11:01 AM EST --
I thought these were great when I found them in my email.
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
I do not . . . more
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January 14, 2007 06:07 PM EST --
I love this one. Anyone familiar with cats should get a kick out of it. It was on another website. The author was unknown.
A) If you have to throw up, get into a chair quickly. If . . . more
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January 22, 2007 08:48 AM EST --
I think there is a lot of truth to these. This came to me in an email.
A dog will tilt his head and try to understand every word you say.
A cat will ignore you and take a nap.
A cat looks silly on . . . more
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January 08, 2007 03:51 PM EST --
Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996
From: Vic Hollingsworth
Subject: cats
Oh greats sirs and mams of furball gathering, below is the condensed version of the cat philosophy handbook
1. Life is hard then you nap. . . . more
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January 12, 2007 10:31 AM EST --
These should be interesting to anyone familar with cats. These came in an email.
Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?
Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times . . . more
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December 17, 2006 03:14 PM EST --
This was in the files on my computer. It probably came to me in an email.
1. If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public.
2. No . . . more
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October 14, 2006 09:45 AM EDT --
Although we have been cat lovers in recent years, our family almost always had a dog while my children were young. The dogs were usually mixed breed and all were obtained through unofficial adoption . . . more
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January 04, 2007 12:59 PM EST --
Anyone familiar with cats should love this. I found it posted on a website which encourages distribution. No author was given.
Law of Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted . . . more
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December 04, 2006 12:22 AM EST --
To the cat lovers. This one came from computer files. I got it originally in an email.
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him.
One day by driving . . . more
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December 14, 2006 10:57 AM EST --
These true cat stories come from Purina.
A Holiday Tale submitted by Kat Owen
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, the kitties were . . . more
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January 05, 2007 06:10 PM EST --
I love this one. When I saw it in a email I knew I had to share it.
Human beings are large, clumsy animals with extremely poor night vision that make a lot of noise. However, they live in weather-proof . . . more
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January 10, 2007 08:38 AM EST --
I thought some of these were pretty cute. They were posts on another website with no author listed.
Stare with the exact same expression whether you're looking at nothing or an ax murderer.
Wait . . . more
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January 13, 2007 11:08 AM EST --
This is a follow up I guess on the one about cats I recieved in an email yesterday.
1. Golden Retriever: The sun . . . more
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December 05, 2006 07:00 PM EST --
This came in an email and I thought it worth sharing.
Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my illness, I always sense my boss thinks I am lying. On one occasion, . . . more
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